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Wake up!


A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note: "Please wake me up at 7:00am."

The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8:00. Then he saw a note at his bedside: "Wake up you stupid! It's 7:20 now."



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