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The Shock that Came Full Circle


A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars because everyone was worried that since the man had heart trouble, he might get too shocked and die. So the minister said, "OK, no problem!" He then went over to the man’s house, spoke to him gently and finally asked, "John, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?" John responded, "Well, Pastor, I think I would give half of it to your church." And the minister fell over dead!


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