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In Need of an Operation


"Doctor, I need an operation," said an old lady to a doctor. "What's wrong?" The doctor asked. "Nothing. I just need an operation." "You are not sick but you want an operation? Where should I perform it?" "It doesn't matter. Just go ahead and do it." "But why?" "I am a member of the Senior Citizens Association. All our members have had surgery. And they talk about it every day. I have never had surgery and cannot join in the conversation!"

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